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What websites have ads with motorbikes for sale in Northern Ireland?

can anyone suggest me a website on which i would get information about used motorbikes for sale in india? regarding thier prices,mileage,power,and all other sepicifications

Where have the Italjet Pakaway mini-motorbikes gone? There aren't any for sale anywhere! I WANT ONE!? I am talking about the little 50cc mini-motos made by Italjet, theres even one in the Guinness Book of World Records as the Smallest Road-legal motorbike!

Who wants to buy the best value motorbike in this history of motorbikes? Probably not the right forum, and probably going to get complaints, but hey! Yamaha Diversion 900 for sale. 1995, but garaged from new and still less than 20,000 miles. That's what comes from spending all your bleedin time in Afghanistan and Iraq!! The bike is in good nick, with new tyres and new exhaust. It's been regularly serviced (FSH), and comes complete with a luggage rack and two big Givi panniers. What else? Oh, yes, heated grips, trickle charger for the battery, Datatool alarm and Datatagged. And of course it has a hassle-free shaft drive. I'll even throw in a tankbag for free. I live in Portsmouth/Southampton area of the South coast (UK) and will only be around for a couple more weeks before heading back to Iraq. Main reason for sale is emigration next year to Australia. I'm looking for £1,500, but to be honest am more concerned with seeing the old girl going to a good home. Give us a shout if you're interested.

How do I go about importing a motorbike from europe.? Ive been looking at motorbikes for sale in france and germany on Ebay. You can buy them a lot cheaper in europe. How much is involved in importing one and registering it in the UK?

i bought a motorbike for 3950 had to pay 6percent sale tax what the total cost of the bike?

how do I put my motorbike up for sale in the internet?

Do any1 know any website to post motorbike for sale (eg... E bay/Mocca)?

does anyone have a motorbike for sale? any size or style

Old motorbike/motorcycle for sale? Hey I am looking for an old motorcycle or motorbike. I have nothing to do this summer so I am looking for a bike to work on so if anyone has an old bike for $50 or less I would like to hear from you. thanks

Suspect fake online sale with stolen motorbike, who can I notify? Hello guys, I’m looking to buy a new bike online and I’ve had my eye on this awesome bike sold for less than half it’s actual value. The seller is very suspicious. He gave me a strange name, and being a very business man (he mentioned) has had his friend emailing me as he said is cr*p with PCs. I asked seller if a friend of mine could view the bike for me as seller resides at a remote location, seller replied he was too busy to see anyone and that he will ship the bike anywhere in UK for free, my GF also email him to have a mechanic check the bike, seller told her that he is away at the moment. Seller also told me he could send me the V5 check and HPI check results. I have a feeling the bike has been stolen, who should/could I notify? Are there any online authorities I could send this case to? Regards, Sean

Used ATV motorbikes ???????????????????? Were is the best place to find used atv motorbikes for kids and adults for sale in victoria Australia preferably in the sunraysia area

Harley Davidson motorbikes. Do you get what you pay for? I'm looking at bikes for sale and I'm wondering if Harley's are worth the difference in price. Or do you just pay for the name.

How does your country's police force control motorcycle-riding criminals? The soaring cost of gas has pushed the sale of motorcycles here in Manila and its suburbs. It didn't take long for criminals to discover motorbikes are also excellent getaway rides. We have bag/purse-snatchers, muggers, carjackers even political assassins - all riding on motorcycles. Our local police officials are in the end of their wits how to deal with this new phenomena. Any suggestion? I should add that traffic in Manila is always crazy, so cops in cars are no match to these thugs. Also there so many sidestreets for them to disappear in. Besides most motorbikes look the same and it would be impossible to stop every single one that look similar.

Buying an old motorbike without a V5 certificate? I have seen an old motor bike for sale on ebay. The bike is a non runner and needs a complete restoration. The seller appears to be a car dealer and says that the bike has no V5 registration certificate. The seller appears genuine and has 99% feedback. The seller is willing to provide a receipt on payment. I can apparantly apply for a new V5 from the DVLA but what come back do I have if the bike is stolen or belongs to someone else?

Tomtom rider (satnav for motorbikes) - why is it discontinued? Hi, I was looking at buying a Tomtom Rider recently...they had them in Halfords at Christmas for £250 but now they have been discontinued. Although there are some on sale online, there are very few at such a reasonable price and I notice that a huge number of sites have discontinued them. Is this because there is some kind of flaw in them? Or is it simply lack of demand? Interested to hear from anyone who's got one - what's your opinion, is it a good purchase? Also interested in theories on why it's been discontinued in so many places. Cheers.

Have you had the expensive misfortune to buy a NIKON camera? Their after sales service is pathetic. I am now left with a £400 camera that is as much use to me as an ashtray on a motorbike.

List Price for Motorbikes? Where can i find the prices for bikes the way its done for cars, for example, dealer price, private sale, trade in etc.

Math questions for people who have time? Well here they are Carlos Martin received a statement from his bank showing a balance of $56.75 as of march 15th. His checkbook shows a balance of $87.37 as of March 20. The bank returned all the cancelled checks but two. One check was for $5.00 and the other was for $13.25. How much did carlos deposit in his account between March 15 and MArch 20? Glenn Andrews recently bought a new motorbike for $3950. If he had to pay 6 percent sales tax on the bike,what was the total cost of the bike? Alice Correa bought thre yards of cloth to make a dress. The cloth to make a dress. The cloth was on sale for $1.93 per yard. How much did alice pay for the cloth if the sales tax was 5 percent? Juan Ramirez sells suits in a major store on weekends. He earns a commision of 5 percent on the first ten suits and if he selld more than ten he earns an additional 3 percent on the additional suits. Last weekend juan sold thirteen $250 suits. What was the commision?

If he had to pay 6 percent sales tax on the bike, what was the tatal cost of the bike? Glenn Andrews recently bought a new motorbike for $3,950.

I have a great idea to increase the sales of a certain motorbike.? The add will be very visible for impact with 3 characters in the add but the words used in the add will carry the biggest impact , my question is who do I contact with this idea?.

Need help choosing a motorbike? I live in ireland and im 16. i been looking on donedeal autotrader and bikebuyersguide. Anyone has any info about this bike http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/911882. im looking for a bike that goes around 100 km/h , max 125cc and no more than 11 Kw. Price no more than 1300euro. If someone has any for sale or seen any good bikes please let me know. thanks i gave the wrong link sorry http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/911882 http://www.bikez.com/motorcycles/honda_nsr_125_r_2001.php how many Kw is this bike

Learner legal motorbikes in nsw? i wanna buy my first bike but only want to spend around 4000 i keep trying to find some through the trading post but alot are in vic, anyone know of a dealer or a site for bike sales near the south coast

where to sell damage Harley Davidson? Hi, we have Harley Davidson motorbike for sale.Its been in accident.I`m not the owner ,but get involved to find a place or person where we can sell it. Unfortunately for us we don`t know much about bikes and what is the right price for bike like that. Does anyone know where is the best place to go and ask or who to contact. We don`t wont to put advertisement in papers not yet.We need some professional advise what to do with that. Thank you fro your help. Martin

Looking for my Dads old BSA motorbikes? I come from a long line of bikers and owe my complete love of everything two-wheeled to my dear old Dad who sadly passed away last year. He was an avid biker and had a real love of classic bikes and used to put his heart and soul into restoring the ones he owned. He even won a few awards in the 90s when he entered his bike in shows and taught both me and my brother how to ride safely at a very early age. Sadly, life took a turn for the worse and Dad had to sell his bikes in the late 90s, something I knew he really was brokenhearted about. One was a BSA goldstar db34 and the other a b31. All I have are photos and I can remember the registrations of them. I know the b31 was up for sale a few years back, but thats it, Id dearly love to trace these bikes if for nothing else than to know they are being looked after and kept as spanking gorgeous as Dad used to keep them! Does anyone know any sites or organisations I can try? I know this is a shot in the dark but I feel its something I really want to do. Dad was my best mate and its not the same riding alone. Oh, and by the by, I ride a cbr. Dad would certainly not approve! Which is why my numberplate logo reads 'Pappy would say this is Jap Crap''...because he would have done! Thanks for taking the time to read this!

Where can I buy a motorbike? Hello folks, Thanks for viewing my question, here it is: Where can I buy a bike? I am looking to replace my beautiful bike that was stolen last year. I want a Yamaha FZR 600 R (Genesis) in original red, white and blue. It must be 1991 or later, be in excellent condition and within 40 miles of West London. I have £1000 to buy this bike. This should be a fairly straightforward deal but all the bikes I've seen so far have had something wrong with them or have been too expensive or too far away. Ebay is out of the question - I'm not dragging myself all over the country to view bikes just to be outbid. And please don't point me to generic sales websites like biketrader or loot unless it's a link to a specific bike. Any help would be VERY gratefully received. Cheers KaiBosh

yamaha warrior please help? Can you tell me if the warrior is a good quad for a 15 year old who is very tall and owns a ktm 125 and a kx85 also is it automatic and could you explain how to get the warrior to reverse finally do you think this quad is a good price thanks for looking. http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/957717

i want to buy this bike.the guy selling it got it for free and the price is $2500 ono. is $1800 a fair offer? http://melbourne.gumtree.com.au/c-Cars-for-Sale-motorbikes-motorcycles-scooters-CF-MOTO-250cc-FULLY-AUTOMATIC-CRUISER-brand-new-W0QQAdIdZ128086216

quad help please thanks? DO you think the quad below is worth the money and is it a good quad for a 15 year old which owns a Ktm 125 exc 08 model and a kx85 thanks. the price is 3400 euro. http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/898514

polaris quad ??? please help ? Is polaris a good make of quad is it made by Ktm and can you tell me where it is made. I have found a polaris quad here please look and tell me what you think and how much is this quad new and is this quad i am looking at good http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/956758 thanks for looking and answering.

yamaha quad ??????help? Do you think i should trade in my kx 85 for this quad does this quad have a key and does it have a seperate tank for the two stroke oil ?? http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/938842

Motor Bike for Sale? Were trying to Sell my boyfriends motorbike but no one has even rung about it. Its a Yamaha R1 2001 Model done about 7890 Kms which is very low and asking 10,200. where trying to buy a house so we need money pretty soon. I live in Australia i have tried Bike point.com and Trading post does anyone else have any ideas? That doesnt cost too much money? Thanks

yamaha blaster question? I am looking for a good quad and would like some help thanks. Is the Yamaha blaster a good quad and is it reliable i have the choose of two quads to choose from a yamaha blaster or breeze just wondering if i should get the blaster or the breeze does the blaster 2002 have a key and does it mix the two stroke oil its self. Below are the two links for the quads thanks for looking and help would be grateful as i cant afford to buy a bad make of quad as i want to have lots of fun on it. http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/938842 http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/945780

yamaha quad please help choosing ? Which quad is better i want it for going through rivers and stuff and going over jumps and speed. yamaha blaster 2003 but is 2002 link is below http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/938842 yamaha breeze http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/945780 does the blaster have a reverse gear and are they bought two strokes and do they mix the oil themselves and do they have a key tell me which quad is better.

India: What is process/things to keep in mind while selling my Bike? I have a motorbike which i want to sell. What are the things i need to keep in mind, like transfer of registration, sale documents etc.

quad bike???please help ? I am looking for a quad do you think this quad looks good lots of people say buy a good secondhand quad but i cant afford it i am 15 years old please look at the link below i found it on the shop website which is 1300 euro and i found the same quad secondhand for 800 please look at the two links thanks. http://www.madbikesireland.com/product_info.php? cPath=59&products_id=339 http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/906027

how about my live?? please give me solution!!!? i'm man ,.. have wife,, 2 son.. 35 old.. 1 year ago, my job contract is finnish, i need job but at my country new jobs is very difficult. i already make a small business but not good and my capital is finis . and now.. i don't have every ting . what can i do now? my home already we sale, motorbike too for my family life sorry about my english language if very bad..i need solution best solution.. i will give you every ting what you want .. that's is true i'm relay need your help

What is a canvasser in terms of vehicle sales.? Im looking to buy a motorbike and notice people saying no canvassers .... what is that ? cheers.

How do I sell a motorbike? For sale:1984 Yamaha Venture 1200cc. Price: $3,000 100,000km.

oil filter on an old british bike question.... help me decide guys? do you think my 1960 bsa 250 twin scooter ( sunbeam / triumph tigress ) with its oil pump(enlarged 60thou) that originally used a mesh bowl as a filter, would produce enough pressure to use a modern oil filter adaptor, like this? http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Parts-for-sale/Other/auction-234293171.htm an educated guess would be nice, but opinions will be good from some people who are mechanically minded. thanks hey thanks guys, thats all very encouraging. Ive got the engine stripped and all the necessary machining done and a decent idea of pluming for this filter setup. Keep the thoughts coming if you got something to add email me cheers Jacko thats such a dorky thing to say. Especially as it has no bearing on the question , but mostly because its just a stupid statement. ???big difference???... naa you dont know what your talking about the main differences are,step through design frame, smaller wheels than a bike and an enclosed drive train so everything else on this scoot is pretty similar to any other 250 bsa, except its a twin. A few of the older bikes even had full bath tubs and leg fairings as well

Terry Spring Seat Saddle for Vintage Motorbike.? This seat has come into my possession. Can anyone tell me for what motorbike it was for. This seat is in very good condition and is of no use to me so where is the best place to advertise it for sale so as it will get me the best price.

Anyone want to buy YAMAHA RX100 motorbike ? I want to sale Yamaha RX 100 model motorbike ( of year 1994 ), Fairly used in good condition, available for sale in Mumbai ...... Anyone interested ?

why wont anyone buy my amazing spiderman comics? i have 3 original 1960s spiderman comics for sale, to get my motorbike back on the road and everyone on ebay just wants to screw, me they are issues 2,8 and 9 any one have any serious suggestions,thanx there not on ebay anymore as i got fed up but i need a £1000 to get the bike back on the road

math help please help if you can? Carlos Martin received a statement from his bank showing a balance of $56.75 as of march 15th. His checkbook shows a balance of $87.37 as of March 20. The bank returned all the cancelled checks but two. One check was for $5.00 and the other was for $13.25. How much did carlos deposit in his account between March 15 and MArch 20? Glenn Andrews recently bought a new motorbike for $3950. If he had to pay 6 percent sales tax on the bike,what was the total cost of the bike? Alice Correa bought thre yards of cloth to make a dress. The cloth to make a dress. The cloth was on sale for $1.93 per yard. How much did alice pay for the cloth if the sales tax was 5 percent? Juan Ramirez sells suits in a major store on weekends. He earns a commision of 5 percent on the first ten suits and if he selld more than ten he earns an additional 3 percent on the additional suits. Last weekend juan sold thirteen $250 suits. What was the commision?

Motorbike shows [UK]: Trade stands? I'm wanting to attend Motorbike shows/events/rallies etc in the UK where trade exhibitors/stands etc are usually present. We have just started to manufacture our own brand of street biker style gloves [under our own brand] and would like to raise their profile and make some sales etc, directly into the marketplace. Are there any directories where UK events are listed, perhaps region by region? Many thanks for any help, advice and information...appreciated. Mike

I advertised a vehicle in my state.. and someone want to buy it BUT..? he or she wants to send a money order and have a shipper pick up the vehicle (It is acutally a motorbike). No test drive or anything.. is that supicious? I really want to just take the sale and have this transaction done with. They will send me a money order and with the the name and address for the bill of sale.. after I cash the money order I said that the bike could then be picked up... is this suspicious?? i don't know

Glenn Andrews recently brought a new motorbike for $3,950. if he had to pay 6 percent sales tax on the bike,? What was the total cost of the bike A.$4,187 B.$4,010 C.$3,713 D.$2,370

more math help!!!!!!!!!!!? just the answers, i dont have time to learn it, and i wouldnt learn anyway, so just answers. 1. john invested 3000 dollars in debentures at his bank at an annual rate of 19%. he withdraws his money after 6 months. how much will he have earned in interest? 2. what is the carrying charge on a motorbike which is purchased on sale for cash at $2500 and which is purchased on the installment system for $500 down payment and 24 monthly payment of $100? i suck at this, so please help or you can explain it too, it doesnt matter Dee R, no one is making you answer it. techniclly i am doing it myself by writing the answers down. oh, and by the way, im not fuckin lazy. thanks to the people who gave me answers without callin me lazy and whatever else, oh, and Dee R, im not a lazy bitch, or whatever you said. i dont have to get off my ass, but maybe you should.

Joe and his motorbike? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller. "Whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, I rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." - and he hands Joe a huge jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem!" he says, and in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and 'services' her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. Joe looks at her mum. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with HER every which way, right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still - total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts... "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

buying a motorbike anyone selling? Im looking at buying a second hand: -Kawasaki Kx 80/85 -Yamaha YZ 80/85 -Honda CR80 has anyone got one for sale. preferably 2000+ model and i live in Australia NSW so i need something no further then sydney. thanks.

Anyone know where i can advertise a motorbike for sale on line for free? I'm in the uk.? I'm trying to selling my daughters motorbike and it costs a fortune to place ads so i'm looking for free ad sites. Thanks. its a little 50cc bike. i need to sell it to get room in my garage. Can;t sell on ebay cause they charge a percentage of sale price as well as a listing fee.

i had a motorbike that i sold with a bill of sale over it, i am now in big trouble.What should I do? I have also gone bankrupt because of it,

Is this a good YZ125? Hello, i need some quick help ive been looking around for a good yz 125 and i just found one that isnt to far away http://sydney.gumtree.com.au/c-Cars-for-Sale-motorbikes-motorcycles-scooters-2000mdl-Yamaha-YZ125-For-Sale-2100ono-W0QQAdIdZ119047281 Do you think this is a good buy??? it seems a little cheap? Please tell me if you think it would be a good yz 125

glenn andrews recently bought a new motorbike for 3,950. if he had to pay 6 percent sales tax on the bike,? what was the total cost of the bike a. 4,187 b. 4,010 c. 3,713 d. 2,370

The motorbike? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years."Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.""When we eat dinner, we don't talk.. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.""No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the fu*kin' dishes

I need to make sure if i am right any boody if not please help. Multiple choice. Thanks? 3. Glenn Andrews recently bought a new motorbike for $3,950. If he had to pay 6 percent sales tax on the bike, what was the total cost of the bike? A. $4,187 B. $4,010 C. $3,713 D. $2,370 4. Alice Correa bought three yards of cloth to make a dress. The cloth was on sale for $1.93 per yard. How much did Alice pay for the cloth if the sales tax was 5 percent? A. $2.02 B. $5.79 C. $5.82 D. $6.08 I think 3.B and 4.A if not please help anyboody. Thanks if u respond

is the YAMAHA SR125 right for me? hi, im thinking about buying a Yamaha SR125cc motorbike, im 6 foot 3 and weigh about 15/16 stones? will it be ok?, its for sale for £850 is this a reasonable price?. HELP ME, Thanks

Please help me in my Law Assignment!? David decided to sell his motorbike. He leaves bike parked at the bottom of his drive with a notice attached which read: ‘for sale pristine example of a Honda-one owner £6,500, or near offer. Please call at house or ring 00700.’ On Tuesday Carl at 9-15 am Carl sees the motorbike, but because he is late for work, he telephones David at 10.30 am, and makes an offer £6000 which David says he will consider. David says will assume that Carl has accepted unless he hears from him by 8.00 pm that evening, a proposal to which Carl reluctantly accepts. At 11-30 am Tuesday, Freddie calls at David’s house but Tracy, David’s daughter is the only person there. He therefore leaves a note on a desk in David’s study which reads: Tuesday 11-30 am, please keep the Honda for me I have left a cheque for £6,500, Freddie. At 2-15 pm on Tuesday, Tariq sees the notice and within minutes, has posted a letter of acceptance for the full asking price, using a local post box at the end of the street. Unfortunately, Tariq puts the wrong house number on the address, so the letter only arrives on Friday morning. At 4.00 pm on Tuesday, David decides to accept Carl’s offer and posts a letter to Carl’s business address saying: ‘I agree to sell on your terms. Because of the lower price can you pay in cash? Advise David as to whom a contract has been concluded with.

Consumer Math Part 2.? 3.Glenn Andrews recently bought a new motorbike for $3,950. If he had to pay 6% percent sales tax on the bike, what was the total cost of the bike? A. $4,187. B. $4,010. C. $3,713. D. $2,370. D--Is not correct. 4. Alice Correa bought three yard of cloth to make a dress. The cloth was on sale for $1.93 per yard. How much did Alice pay for the cloth if the sales tax was 5% percent. A. $2.02. B. $5.79. C. $5.82. D. $6.08. C--Is not correct. 6. Juan Ramirez sells suits in a major department store on weekend. He earns a commission of 5% percent on the first ten suits, and if he sells more than ten, he earns a additional 3% percent on the additional suits. Last weekend Juan sold (13) thirteen $250 suits. What was his commission? A. $147.50. B. $185.00. C. $210.40. D. $260.00. A--Is not correct. It only has three, because it won't fit. It has cut off paragraph. I am helping a friend. (English, Math, History, Science). She’s having a hard time understanding it

Vasaeine Anyone? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who ! says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go.Joe is shocked Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

Funny...washing the dishes. Wait for all the joke!!? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 Years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there but just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her b**bs. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and has his way with her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and again has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*****g dishes!"

I just had to post this again!? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who ! says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go.Joe is shocked Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

Jokes at Joe's !? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller. "Whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, I rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." - and he hands Joe a huge jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem!" he says, and in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and 'services' her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. Joe looks at her mum. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, b bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with HER every which way, right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still - total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts... "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

My husband "doesnt love me anymore"? My husband of 13 years has announced that he wants a divorce as "he doesnt love me anymore" This was a total shock as we had just returned from a fab holiday, spent £5,000 on the garden, bought a new car for me and a motorbike for him. Since he announced this he has been absolutely vile! Last Monday he attacked me and was arrested for ABH then let off with a caution. The house I bought in 1988, 5 years before he married me, is now up for sale and it is breaking my heart. he wants 40% of the equity and to be honest I dont want him to have it! I saw a solicitor last week who was so decepit I am sure he represented Tutankhamun! We are living under the same roof but in different areas, he cut the phone off, cxl all d/debits at the bank and went to France for a week on a pre-arranged fishing holiday after telling me I was not now welcome. I spent the week opening a bank account and transferring all the bills to me. I love him but hate him too. Any ideas to get through this?

Not so nice ? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple really," says the seller "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike over there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the hallway, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinnerand, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. so he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mum. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mum, bends her over the dinner table and has his way with her, every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts."alright, alright, that's enough, I'll do the f**king dishes!"

Vaseline has its uses........? Jim wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale ' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Jim a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Jim is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mum. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mum, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Jim remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

a joke for you all? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her Dad is obviously livid, and her Mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her Mum. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the Mum, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her Dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket! . Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!" -- This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by Converged, and is believed to be clean.

How can I stop my parents from making us move house? I've lived in this house since I was 1 and a half years old. I love this house and this area and my bedroom. My parents want us to move because we will be closer to my aunts and family, mainly because my dad commutes to work in that area and the drive on his motorbike is bad for him (especially because there's this thing with his hands, can't remember the name, where they go numb easily in cold which is apparently really bad on a motorbike in the winter. They say it's my fault for skipping school, apparently they said he would not take the job if I was going to school properly ages ago. I didn't go to school (though that's sorted now, a type of home school) and now the house is up for sale. Thinking about it makes me really really sad because I love this house so much, and this area and my school (I will still go to after-school clubs there) and my friends here. What can I do? (Don't tell me to just deal with it either.)

can some one who is good in math help me with my math? LOG OFF My Homepage My Courses Student # 50457691 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Examination Number 986033RR CONSUMER MATH, PART 2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you have completed your exam and reviewed your answers, click Submit Exam. Answers will not be recorded until you hit Submit Exam. If you need to exit before completing the exam, click Cancel Exam. Questions 1 to 20: Select the best answer to each question. 1. John and Mary Billings own a condominium with an assessed value of $110,000. If the tax rate is 25 mills per $1.00 of assessed valuation, how much tax do they pay? A. $1,200 B. $2,750 C. $1,420 D. $1,840 2. John Davis makes $9.75 an hour. He works four hours on Monday, six hours on Tuesday, five hours on Wednesday, five hours on Thursday, and seven hours on Friday. What is his gross pay? A. $263.25 B. $269.98 C. $132.70 D. $174.20 3. Mary Palm's checking account had a starting balance of $785.63. She wrote a check for $57.00 for groceries and a check for $125.00 for a car payment. Yesterday she deposited $57.25 in her checking account. What is Mary's current balance? A. $660.88 B. $554.26 C. $796.38 D. $603.63 4. Suppose your bank honors a check for which you don't have sufficient funds in your checking account. This action means that you've arranged beforehand for a/an A. personal loan. B. overdraft loan. C. mortgage loan. D. installment loan. 5. Carlos Martin received a statement from his bank showing a balance of $56.75 as of March 15th. His checkbook shows a balance of $87.37 as of March 20. The bank returned all the cancelled checks but two. One check was for $5.00 and the other was for $13.25. How much did Carlos deposit in his account between the March 15 and the March 20? A. $48.87 B. $11.22 C. $125.87 D. $162.37 6. Phil Smith is a car salesman. Last week his total sales amounted to $27,650.00, and he received $1,382.50 in commission. What is his rate of commission? A. 4.8 percent B. 5 percent C. 17 percent D. 23 percent 7. Dawn Lingua bought three yards of cloth to make some curtains. The cloth was on sale for $2.25 per yard. How much did Dawn pay for the cloth if the sales tax was 5%? A. $7.25 B. $8.07 C. $7.09 D. $2.36 8. Jan Quint earns $7.00 an hour at her job and is entitled to time-and-a-half for overtime, and double time on holidays. Last week she worked 40 hours of regular time, 9 hours of overtime, and 12 hours of holiday time. How much did she earn last week? A. $524.50 B. $532.00 C. $542.50 D. $348.75 9. From net earnings of $740 per month, Ginger Elliott must spend $200 for her portion of the rent on an apartment she shares with two friends. What percent of her net income is her rent payment? A. 38 percent B. 27 percent C. 73 percent D. 32 percent 10. Lily Quinn makes $12.50 and hour. She works four hours on Monday, six hours on Tuesday, nine hours on Wednesday, three hours on Thursday, and seven hours on Friday. What is her gross pay? A. $325.50 B. $420.50 C. $362.50 D. $462.50 11. Eliza Savage received a statement from her bank showing a checking account balance of $324.18 as of January 18. Her own checkbook shows a balance of $487.38 as of January 29. The bank returned all of the cancelled checks but three. The amounts of these three checks are $15.00, $77.49, and $124.28. How much did Eliza deposit in her account between January 18 and January 29? A. $197.24 B. $379.97 C. $54.44 D. $201.12 12. Glenn Andrews recently bought a new motorbike for $3,950. If he had to pay 6 percent sales tax on the bike, what was the total cost of the bike? A. $4,187 B. $2,370 C. $4,010 D. $3,713 13. Jim paddles from one shore of a lake three miles wide at 4 mph, and John paddles from the opposite shore at 5 mph. How long will they travel before they meet? A. 27 minutes B. 20 minutes C. 1 hour, 24 minutes D. 3 hours 14. The gross income of David Vaughn is $785 per week. His deductions are $42.25, FICA tax; $90.33, income tax; 2% state tax; 1% city tax; and 3% retirement fund. What is her net income for one week? A. $628.77 B. $749.77 C. $605.32 D. $675.32 15. Victor Malaba has a net income of $1,240 per month. If he spends $150 on food, $244 on a car payment, $300 on rent, and $50 on savings, what percent of his net income can he spend on other things? A. 43 percent B. 64 percent C. 40 percent D. 300 percent 16. Juan Ramirez sells suits in a major department store on weekends. He earns a commission of 5 percent on the first ten suits, and if he sells more than ten, he earns an additional 3 percent on the additional suits. Last weekend Juan sold thirteen $250 suits. What was his commission? A. $260.00 B. $147.50 C. $185.00 D. $210.40 17. The gross income of Ginger Hughes is $215 per week. Her deductions are: $15.16, FICA tax; $29.33, income tax; 2% state tax; 1% city tax; and 3% retirement fund. What is her net income? A. $57.39 B. $202.10 C. $157.61 D. $170.51 18. Rob Polanski is a tractor salesman. Last week his total sales amounted to $38,642.00, and he received $2,704.94 in commission. What is his rate of commission? A. 7% B. 5.9% C. 6% D. 8.4% 19. Alice Correa bought three yards of cloth to make a dress. The cloth was on sale for $1.93 per yard. How much did Alice pay for the cloth if the sales tax was 5 percent? A. $6.08 B. $2.02 C. $5.82 D. $5.79 20. What is the reading in kwhr of the electric meter shown in the exam figure below? A. 9742 B. 1641 C. 0631 D. 1732 If you experience technical difficulty while taking this exam, wait a few minutes and follow the instructions on the FAQ. Copyright & Terms | Privacy Policy

Another 2 to make a decision on? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain..' And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.' When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, 'All right,that's enough, I'll do the f*****g dishes!' A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He answers 'Yes - caffeine' 'Have you ever been in the armed services?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.' The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.' The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8am to 2pm, why don't you want me to be here before 10am?' ' 'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our b*****ks, not really any point in you coming in for that.' In the 2nd one read "b*ll*cks" I don't want another suspension.

Cheap motorbike? I have a Yamaha IT175 1982 Model for sale, to the right home for a very cheap price, , the Bike will sell for $1500 I want $450 It is Blue in Color, clean, good tyres, aftermarket exhaust system and aftermarket Pro Handle Bars. Email me at intouchpc@hotmail.com or add to msn messenger for enquire's

Long joke, but maybe worth it? So this young dude buys himself a mean machine of a motorbike. Because he doesn't have a garage, the sales guy recommends that he should invest in a tub of vaseline and rub the chrome with it, should the weather promise rain in order to protect it. As it so happens, that very evening, he's invited to his girlfriend's family for dinner. With the gleaming bike parked outside, they make their way to the front door, but before they enter the house, she turns to him and says:" Listen, we have this rule that the first person to speak after dinner has to do the dishes, so just remember that." The young man isn't fazed and is in fact rather looking forward to this challenge. Dinner goes well, with everyone becoming quieter and quieter as the meal comes to a close, until, finally - slience. After 40 minutes, the boyfriend starts getting bored, but is sdetermined Not to break the rule. So in order to get a verbal reaction, he gropes his girlfriend’s breast. No one says a word, although... the parents are looking extremely uncomfortable.He takes it to the next level until finally he throws his girlfriend on the table and makes passionate love right there. And still, no one says a thing. Feeling bolder, he starts on the mother, even throws her on the table, makes love to her. No one says a word. At that point, the sound of distant thunder rumbling can be heard, and thinking of his precious bike out side and the delicate chrome, he takes out the Vaseline. The father, on seeing the tub, jumps up from the table hastily and says: “ Alright, alright, I’LL do the dishes!” :-)

can u help me with my consumer math? 4-20? 4. Glenn Andrews recently bought a new motorbike for $3,950. If he had to pay 6 percent sales tax on the bike, what was the total cost of the bike? A. $3,713 B. $4,010 C. $4,187 D. $2,370 5. Moneys taken out of a salary for such things as taxes, medical insurance, and retirement funds are called A. commissions. B. contributions. C. deductions. D. exemptions. 6. What is the reading in kwhr of the electric meter shown in the exam figure below? A. 9742 B. 0631 C. 1732 D. 1641 7. John and Mary Billings own a condominium with an assessed value of $110,000. If the tax rate is 25 mills per $1.00 of assessed valuation, how much tax do they pay? A. $1,840 B. $1,420 C. $2,750 D. $1,200 8. The gross income of Ginger Hughes is $215 per week. Her deductions are: $15.16, FICA tax; $29.33, income tax; 2% state tax; 1% city tax; and 3% retirement fund. What is her net income? A. $202.10 B. $157.61 C. $57.39 D. $170.51 9. Henry Devine bought a new dishwasher for $320. He paid $20 down and made 10 monthly payments of $34. What actual yearly interest rate did Henry pay? A. 14.55 B. 68.75 C. 34.38 D. 29.09 10. John Davis makes $9.75 an hour. He works four hours on Monday, six hours on Tuesday, five hours on Wednesday, five hours on Thursday, and seven hours on Friday. What is his gross pay? A. $174.20 B. $132.70 C. $269.98 D. $263.25 11. Victor Malaba has a net income of $1,240 per month. If he spends $150 on food, $244 on a car payment, $300 on rent, and $50 on savings, what percent of his net income can he spend on other things? A. 300 percent B. 43 percent C. 40 percent D. 64 percent 12. Eliza Savage received a statement from her bank showing a checking account balance of $324.18 as of January 18. Her own checkbook shows a balance of $487.38 as of January 29. The bank returned all of the cancelled checks but three. The amounts of these three checks are $15.00, $77.49, and $124.28. How much did Eliza deposit in her account between January 18 and January 29? A. $379.97 B. $201.12 C. $54.44 D. $197.24 13. Mary Stevens earns $6 an hour at her job and is entitled to time-and-a-half for overtime, and double time on holidays. Last week she worked 40 hours of regular time, 6 1/2 hours of overtime, and 8 hours of holiday time. How much did she earn? A. $140.00 B. $190.75 C. $74.37 D. $394.50 14. The gross income of David Vaughn is $785 per week. His deductions are $42.25, FICA tax; $90.33, income tax; 2% state tax; 1% city tax; and 3% retirement fund. What is her net income for one week? A. $675.32 B. $749.77 C. $628.77 D. $605.32 15. Mary Palm's checking account had a starting balance of $785.63. She wrote a check for $57.00 for groceries and a check for $125.00 for a car payment. Yesterday she deposited $57.25 in her checking account. What is Mary's current balance? A. $796.38 B. $554.26 C. $660.88 D. $603.63 16. If three bags of birdseed cost $14.16, how much will 14 bags cost? A. $30.34 B. $66.08 C. $33.71 D. $70.80 17. Juan Ramirez sells suits in a major department store on weekends. He earns a commission of 5 percent on the first ten suits, and if he sells more than ten, he earns an additional 3 percent on the additional suits. Last weekend Juan sold thirteen $250 suits. What was his commission? A. $260.00 B. $210.40 C. $185.00 D. $147.50 18. The tax rate on Ned Topolino's $112,000 vacation home is 25 mills. The property is assessed at full value. How much will Ned pay in taxes this year? A. $2,800 B. $780 C. $7,800 D. $28,000 19. Carlos Martin received a statement from his bank showing a balance of $56.75 as of March 15th. His checkbook shows a balance of $87.37 as of March 20. The bank returned all the cancelled checks but two. One check was for $5.00 and the other was for $13.25. How much did Carlos deposit in his account between the March 15 and the March 20? A. $125.87 B. $162.37 C. $11.22 D. $48.87 20. Rob Polanski is a tractor salesman. Last week his total sales amounted to $38,642.00, and he received $2,704.94 in commission. What is his rate of commission? A. 6% B. 7% C. 5.9% D. 8.4%

VASELINE (BIT CRUDE!) but funny xxx? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes

religiously speaking....how do people feel about this? CANBERRA (Reuters) - When Ian Usher's partner of 12 years left him broken-hearted, he decided the best way to move forward was to auction his whole life, in one job lot. From Sunday, June 22 for one week, Usher's life is up for sale on eBay with the package including his $420,000 (US$397,000) three-bedroom house in Perth, Western Australia, a trial for his job at a rug store, his car, motorbike, clothes and even friends. Usher, 44, told Reuters he had been inundated with emails from all over the world since he put his life up for grabs in March, largely from people supporting him but also from those who were asking for advice on how to change their own lives. "I was taken aback by how much interest there has been and by the amount of people it has inspired and had an impact on," said Usher who is hoping to raise up to $500,000 to fund a new life. i didnt copy the whole article, bu the jist of it

Choosing neighbors? I know this is bad. The house next door to us has gone up for sale. We have been neighbors for about 15 years. Husband and I figured, if we don't like the looks of people looking at the house, we'd just make spectacles out of ourselves. The lady on the opposite side is with us, and so is the family kitty corner to us. And the lady to the left of that property is willing. This our plan, if we don't like them the Mom starts throwing toys, the Couple starts arguing, the Son starts revving up his motorbike, my husband comes out to yell at the kid, and I just stand in the back yard picking my nose and bitching about no fire wood to burn. We all want a nice older couple with no kids. It's horrible isn't it? Think it will work?

mororbikers beware, could this be you? Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation and leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f#cking dishes!"

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